The Five Chord Lyrics

"There's no fun in Bible study class There's no fun getting fucked in the ass by a priest Unless your old and into that, It's no Fun for a kid who is scared as shit There's no fun...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a huge fan of Bad ReligionI even bought a brown Fender PrecisionSigning to Atlantic was a really bad decisionNow they’re back on Epitaph, hey!I bought Suffer then I bought a ...Read Full Lyrics

Germans love to insult meThe country condescendsWe call it arroganceThey call it making friendsScottish don't speak a languageThe British love to gobThe Japanese like to chase me d...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Sirs,To whom this may concernThere's facts I'd like to learnSo many things I wanna knowEspecially trivial infoParaphenalia, badges and regaliaPlease send me everythingCause IA...Read Full Lyrics

Smelly: Hey HefeHefe: What?Smelly: What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?Hefe: Uh...you?Smelly: Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?Fat Mike: I don't knowSmelly: Fr...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome to the Spaghetti Motel Where it's ok to be a loser As long as you're doing it well You're welcome at the Spaghetti Motel Lucas is his name His photographs will bring him fa...Read Full Lyrics

Info-red glassesAnger management classesPeople think I'm obsessiveI say I'm manic-depressiveI wish that you were talking about the way I'm walkingI wish that you were caring about ...Read Full Lyrics

I think that I've wasted most of my life waiting for it to start. Please do not do this. Things are never going to be this magical world where nothing is awkward and nothing can be...Read Full Lyrics

Punk rock is fucking self expression. Punk rock is creating something outside of main stream society to keep us sane. If you don't fucking believe in that, then I'm sorry, but this...Read Full Lyrics

Come on, truly it was always dusted fly dead in the corner of some window.I couldn't win 'cause sunburnt skin is in.If there was a pin to pull, I'd pull the pin.Oh fuck yea I know ...Read Full Lyrics