The Good Ol' Hockey Game (The Hockey Song) Lyrics

Is there a God?Is he real?To $erve GodWe began to stealReligious areElectric sheepOne and allSuperstitionBlind lead the blindIgnoranceWho is your God?Does he bleed?Who is the Lord?...Read Full Lyrics

Todays program has been brought to you By the letter "R" and by the letter "D" And by the number 7......Read Full Lyrics

Hey Craig McTavish, you gotta lot of hair on your head. But if you lose your balance, you just might end up dead. But if you wear a helmet you will be fine. And if you wear a helm...Read Full Lyrics

Away in the mangerNo crib for his bedThat's the storyThat they to told youWhen they tucked you inThe little Lord JesusLay down his sweet headThey never told youThat's not where the...Read Full Lyrics

Well I went down to my local arena.I asked to see the manager man.He came from his office and said, "Son can I help you?"I looked at him and said, "Yes you can."'Cause I wanna driv...Read Full Lyrics

A long time ago my friend Johnny got suspended for wearing an 'Islanders Sucks' t-shirt.The teacher said to him, "Young man, you will report to the office and talk to the principal...Read Full Lyrics

Sergei... at a young age made a decision. His friends called him a traitor and a quitter. (You'll be American Degenerate) But little did they know this gave him power to go on and ...Read Full Lyrics

Skating by the blue line.That's when I saw your green light.So I took my wind-up for slapshot love.Slapshot love.Slapshot love.Slapshot love to my heart.So I went runningwithout my...Read Full Lyrics

Crack of dawn I call my friend."Keith, have you checked out Ketchel's pond?"He calls up Tommy Teller.Tom says the pond, it froze right over.So get the nets and lace your skates.And...Read Full Lyrics

(You suck.)I'm sitting in the penalty box of love.I'm looking at that scoreboard above me.She's sitting in the stands.I see her.She sees me.We're watching the game.She's the refere...Read Full Lyrics