the grasshopper song Lyrics

once upon timeon the Internet there was a guya very deepy flawed manthey called him Eric Baumanhe was a total assholeand nobody knows whyhe traveled all aroundon the pulse of each ...Read Full Lyrics

so what do you wanna do?i don't know, what do you wanna do?now don't start that again you twoor you'll never find anything to do, it's true(ring ring ring) hey man, what's the good...Read Full Lyrics

i killed myself february 122005, i'm no longer alivei'm in hell, 'cause i killed myselfno more me, no more breathingwhat am i to do without my ps2life can be a wreck, but death can...Read Full Lyrics

morning, ms. nightingalei've got oranges for saleif you want to try themyou have got to buy themdon't you know my fatherby the name of walterhe designs your dresses nowevening ms. ...Read Full Lyrics

friday nite, the usualcall the guys, call one girli wish it were girls pluralbut it aint and i can't complainit's a friday nite, just the sameand i'll pray tonite works out okaycan...Read Full Lyrics

you asked for ityou asked for it, you knowlisten to mewhen i'm talkin' to youjust put the phone downi'll put you downwe need a touchdown (touchdown touchdown)throw it from downtown...Read Full Lyrics

oh god late againbut it wouldn't matter if i didn't have a class to attendat seven amwhose idea was itto put a buncha classes on an early monday mornin'?could have been mindone sid...Read Full Lyrics

i am here so we can meet at the festival of the centurymy shoes are soaked and i smell bad, i've been hadoh baby, please keep me updated (update him)'cause this century's overrated...Read Full Lyrics

i'm at home wastin' timeby a phone waiting for an okay or why notlet's give it a shot, is that all you've got?go to school waste more timeyou tally up more guys i think i'm getting...Read Full Lyrics

mr. carl jones was pathetically alonehe had a brand new phonebook and a cordless phoneso desperate for conversation that heopen the directory to page onebut how in the world could ...Read Full Lyrics