The Great Outdoors! Lyrics

I walk wherever the weather provides 'Cause everybody needs some time outside Give me no lip and I tell you no lie Hands down the illest ventriloquist this side of the Mississippi...Read Full Lyrics

MISTRESS OF ICES, STYGIAN SKATER, SCRIBING DEVICES, DANCING ON SABERS. SO VERY RELENTLESS, COUNTING THE SHEEP. ELECTRICAL FENCES, AMERICANS LEAP. PARAMORPHEUS, SOMNAMBULATING, D...Read Full Lyrics

One unworthy worker's version on the verge of vernacular Enter a sour house to do battle with spectacular draculas Lick tall walls to find them all sweeter than a cane Pour the qui...Read Full Lyrics

"This is one we're gonna record, so I want you to participate just a little bit in the beginning. Just clap your hands a little bit. you're gonna be on the record. all right, thank...Read Full Lyrics

So tell me, when you took the practice scholastic aptitude test Did you know the answers or did you just guess? You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans And act all urban to jack-up...Read Full Lyrics

Who's the man who stole fire for the people? Who causes trembling in the bones of evil? Who carved a mountain into a cathedral? I am immortal. Half-blind and spitting straight in...Read Full Lyrics

If knee-deep in cat nip At the old icebox I recommend you whistle And give the box three knocks Should you be so lucky To hear whisperin' It is an invitation For you to leap...Read Full Lyrics

How would you like to go bobbing for apples the shape of fish? Throw a coin into the well, close your eyes and make a wish? How would you like to dine A la Frankenstein? Downt...Read Full Lyrics

WON'T YOU OPEN UP THE BORDER TO RIVERS RUNNING GREEN? I HAVE KILO LOADS OF PLASTIC TO TRADE FOR PUMPKIN SEEDS. I KNOW FOLKS IN WICHITA AS WELL AS SANTA FE, ALL VETERANS OF THE TRA...Read Full Lyrics

PAN-AMOEBIC ALGEBRA BREED BIZARRE BACTERIA WHAT TO DO? OH WHAT TO DO? AFRICANIZED KILLER BEES, ALABASTER DEITIES, MILK FROM SPOONS, SIP MILK FROM SPOONS. WITHIN THE RUINS AGAINST ...Read Full Lyrics