The Hank Song Lyrics

The first time I saw her down at the Dairy QueenIn her Hank Jr. t-shirt and her cut-off jeansshe looked cooler than a cherry coke on the Fourth of JulyIt took a little time to get ...Read Full Lyrics

Picture yourself in a boat on a riverWith tangerine trees and marmalade skiesSomebody calls you, you answer quite slowlyA girl with kaleidoscope eyesCellophane flowers of yellow an...Read Full Lyrics

True love is a rose in a case That's locked and kept closedBecause it's way more expensive Than anybody can earnSo I bought mine off the streetTrue love, man, just can't be beatI f...Read Full Lyrics

Wayne BradyOne hundred episodes of Whose Line, lord it changed my life,It gave me financial security, for myself and my wife.So thank you ABC and Warner Brothers you're my friend,'...Read Full Lyrics

Arrested #1 Wayne BradyDon't make fun of the police, I say "stop,"Because one of my best friends is a cop.Because I like the way that they do their thing,I say, hey, it's a good th...Read Full Lyrics

You're as skittish as me and I can see The mirror image of fear in your eyes As skittish as me and I can see You're shy and scared and weird, you're so fucked up You're perfect for...Read Full Lyrics

I'm just like StefanieDon't know what's happening to meOne, two, three... here I go and transform'Cause I'm just a robot in loveI'm just a robot loveI'm just a robot loveI'm just a...Read Full Lyrics

You’ve said one too many times that I…I don’t know what I’m gonna do.You said that I said that your mom said,But she doesn’t even know what she saidYou don’t know what ...Read Full Lyrics

I've a feeling you're not coming backAs you ran down the hall (and out the flat that we shared for a year)Just say you've been tempted down southBut don't say (sorry)If the wild wi...Read Full Lyrics

If it was up to me Well I'd lash out Freak out seen on me I'd lose my sympathy If it was up to me I'm calling you away And promise you I'll be ok With everything that I've got I ca...Read Full Lyrics