The Happy Switch Lyrics

STRAIGHTENING OUT THE SHELVES (OF MY MIND)yesterday i realized just how i've changed okay, wait a minute. let me explain i was walking down the street when i heard a loud crash a m...Read Full Lyrics

THEE MAUL THAT HEATS PEEPHOLEon the west side of our town there's a mall that always grows it feeds on tourists and late night shoppers and when you least expect it, it will suck y...Read Full Lyrics

It's a shame I've gotta start out like this whining boy But I feel a little sick and numb these days Whatever wind I had there blowing my main sail Would seem to me has shifted I m...Read Full Lyrics

From the top to the bottom (bottom to top, I stop) At the core of the rotten (stoppin' right when I thought) But sun has escaped us (so I'm fightin' the sky) And I'm far from my we...Read Full Lyrics

TOUR TANTRUMstuck in a van too far from home i need some time to be alone i don't mind the guys, just can't stand their smells now i know the meaning of "roadhell" it's a tour tant...Read Full Lyrics

Would you lose your head Roll out of bed Thought it was better to leave the dory rocking Less than earnest lessong learned it And if you were begged Would you renege Now you're no ...Read Full Lyrics

THE DEVIL'S VOICEi pride my record collection it's the only thing i like to do but my dad insists they're evil things with satanic messages in their grooves he says he knows this f...Read Full Lyrics

Funny how this guy on cable Pulls a feather trigger, takes me back The way he wanted buddy's other Swallowed every feeling does serve as a reminder I am living a lie Saying I'm gla...Read Full Lyrics

WHERE'S MY LEGS?you may think a man's brain stops after he's been dead and his legs chopped off well, let me tell you a story to change that belief it started back when i was still...Read Full Lyrics

BETTER HOMES AND GARDENSlater on, when i get old i'm gonna buy myself a better home one that's better than where i now live one that doesn't smell like shit and it will have a gard...Read Full Lyrics