The Health And Happiness Show Lyrics

This is the good ship lifestyle All my friends jumped ship I elect me the captain This is the loneliest voyage I've ever been on Up in the crow's nest Over there! I see land! First...Read Full Lyrics

{[incomprehensible]} Damen Hurst said it came in with the tide Now Jerry Springer, he's in formaldehyde...Read Full Lyrics

When I play cricket I'm the longest at the wicket I can jump and swim And I live in the gym But I can't come to terms With my existence as part of the universe I gaze at the sky I ...Read Full Lyrics

No more chant your old rhymes about old Robin Hood His feats I do little admire I'll sing the achievements of General Ludd Now the hero of Nottingham Shire Those engines of mischie...Read Full Lyrics

Have a word with your patron saint Cover up the cracks with a lick of paint All the exits are double-locked Because st Sebastian sways but doesn't rock Here's to you - you pu...Read Full Lyrics

Raw materials are running out, there'll be no more tungsten to put in light bulbs Because the light bulb companies used it up, making light bulbs which run out Instead of making on...Read Full Lyrics

"Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go." Old Thomas Edison mixing up the medicine Messing up time from Accri...Read Full Lyrics

I'm judas/judy, panicking, got everything and nothing Happy birthday mr. President! I'm here to call your bluff! From te top of the world I'm gonna jump! Jump! Jump! I'm so perfect...Read Full Lyrics

This girl She didn't turn out Quite the way she was supposed to do Ooh This girl She got bored of all the things They brought her up to say She newer meant them anyway This girl S...Read Full Lyrics

Stop now, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down Stop now, what's that sound? Wow I am a timebomb A ticking ticking, ticking timebomb I am a timebomb A ticking, ticki...Read Full Lyrics