The Hockey Song Lyrics

I got no name or numberI just hand out the lumberBut if I ever get a chance to playI'm going to show 'em, I'll show 'em somedayI'm going to show 'em that I can playI'm going to sho...Read Full Lyrics

Me myself and I Will never be lonely As long as I Stick together Like glue Without you I lie here on the couch Thinking about potatoes and me And I realize Destined to be French f...Read Full Lyrics

Third man in, yeahOne'll get ya two but three's a bustDo what ya can, do what ya mustBut I don't think that we can negotiateThere's something that I'm goin' to instigateHeyThird ma...Read Full Lyrics

I like to shoot and scoreShe thinks that's just a boreOh, no!I throw a solid checkShe says she could care lessOh, no!Oh, DanielleShe's so swellBut oh, DanielleShe don't care about ...Read Full Lyrics

I know everyone there is to knowFrom the manager down to stick boy JoeSome of them are friends, and some of them are foesBut I still get along with themRink ratRink ratI show up at...Read Full Lyrics

I went to see the doctor, cause I had a pain or twoHe said don't be a sissy boy, there is nothing wrong with youThis world is full of heartache, just be brave and see it throughJus...Read Full Lyrics

The love that I crave is a polar bear to gore me.Then I'd know the force with which she adored me.The love of my dreams is the stuff of my nightmares.When I wake up in screams that...Read Full Lyrics

You're on your last legs Don't need me There is no backup No cut key There is no monster If I lose you There is no needle and thread That will mend you Don't you break I will not ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh Do you remember All the seconds You are awake Yes We take a lantern And we go back To your place Oh I won't abandon My foolish notion It's too much fun Though You say it's all r...Read Full Lyrics

I was home watching the hockey gameThe score was five to one, L.A. against the FlamesI heard footsteps, on the second floorI knew it was Brad, and, boy, was I fuckin' soreI went fl...Read Full Lyrics