The Human Hosepipe Lyrics

Diagon Alley is neatFor wizards, it can't be beatIt's the place they go to get stuffIt's the place they go to get stuffRobes and cauldrons and owls and broomsticksBacon and wands a...Read Full Lyrics

Are you scared to walk through the hallways? Are you worried that the spiders run away? Are you petrified Of being petrified? Are we going to have to save the school again? We've ...Read Full Lyrics

We don't care for yourdefence against the Dark Arts classYou undermine our intelligenceWe won't take any more of this[Chorus]Oh my god you look like a frogOh my god you look like a...Read Full Lyrics

Rita Skeeter better shut her mouthbefore she gets in troubleRita Skeeter better shut her mouthbefore she gets in troubleRita Skeeter better shut her mouthbefore she incurs the wrat...Read Full Lyrics

this static age has a name for its page of changeand the headlines read: not even likelyyou were bought and sold before you were tolddo i want more? or do i want outone moment of s...Read Full Lyrics

this situation is constipated with fluent ideals of stupidityif i could show you more than we're made fromand i've said this all once beforeso i guess i'll say it again, and or a f...Read Full Lyrics

hand to mouth and a back to breakpenny too short for alligationsit's your probationfirst in line, first to forfeit... last to exitcoordinationperfect senseit makes perfect sense to...Read Full Lyrics

what is this? i've seen this all before now, review the tape (tape as your mind) and set the course (no course just yet)deprived and now... left with my consciousi brought down sta...Read Full Lyrics

this bitter installmentit traces the lines on your faceleft with another imageinsuring another hatredanother hatred for the pleasuretragic for such a placementi've recalled the pre...Read Full Lyrics

i can't even begin to tell you...to inform you of this message... your life shall be struck down and i now have been plagued with hands that bleed i practice all my anger and for t...Read Full Lyrics