The Illinois Enema Bandit Lyrics

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) Steve vai (guitar, acoustic guitar) Ray white (guitar, vocals) Roy estrada (vocals) Bob harris (boy soprano) Ike willis (vocals) Bobby ma...Read Full Lyrics

(Black & FZ) FZ: At this very moment Jimmy Carl Black the Indian of the group is approaching the stage. Jimmy Carl, who likes to drink and also likes to boogie all night long and ...Read Full Lyrics

[includes Uncle Meat] Heh heh heh. .. Grrrrrrnnhh. .. Suzy: The first thing that attracted me to Mothers music was the fact that they played for twenty minutes and everybody was ...Read Full Lyrics

[includes quotes from Mona Bone Jakon (Cat Stevens) and Long Hot Summer Night (Jimi Hendrix)] Bruce: Bruce [...] .. . Fz: What? Bruce: From Reprise Records Fz: Hi, there, how you ...Read Full Lyrics

(M. O. I.) [London Probably November 29, 1970] Howard: This fucking guy is flipped out, man! I'll be locked up! ?: Who, me. .. ? Yeah, you too! ?: It was anti-semitic of me to br...Read Full Lyrics

Fz: Well it's contest time ladies and gentlemen. Direct from Madison, Wisconsin, it's the Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival, just as promised. Vinnie: Cough! Fz: Heavy duty? Maroon n...Read Full Lyrics

Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass) Jay Anderson (stri...Read Full Lyrics

Well, This is the story of a man who lived in Utopia This is the story of a man who lived in Utopia He was a funny little fella with feet just like I showed ya Well, he had a girl...Read Full Lyrics

Some take the bible For what it's worth When it says that the meek Shall inherit the Earth Well, I heard that some sheik Has bought New Jersey last week 'n you suckers ain't gettin...Read Full Lyrics

Thing-Fish: (to the rubber girl) Hmmm! Dat quite a massive improve'lence, dahlin'! Jes' a few moments ago you was well on yo' way to bein' severely ugly! Now, thoo de magik o' stag...Read Full Lyrics