The Intro & The Outro Lyrics

Life's like that, isn't it. Only the other day, I was walking in the West End, When suddenly I was set upon by hordes of fans and admirers who wanted to touch my toes. So I t...Read Full Lyrics

Spoken]: One, two, three, kick! Come on everybody, clap your hands Ooh, you're looking good Are you having a good time? I sure am Do you like soul music? (No) Well, do the tr...Read Full Lyrics

Through the twilight, I can hear the humming of a melancholy coon (mm-mm) For the memories that still linger, I thank you mister Moon And, although I've never smiled Winter, sum...Read Full Lyrics

We We are (are are are are are...) We We are... And, uh, here come some normals... They look like normal... Hawaiians. Well, uh, you didn't mention what month. You ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the urban space man, baby; I've got speed I've got everything I need I'm the urban spaceman, baby; I can fly I'm a supersonic guy I don't need pleasure I don't feel pain If yo...Read Full Lyrics

What do you do? I don't know, but I know I do it every day Why do you do it? I don't know, but I know I do it anyway I do what I do, indeed I do I do what I do, e...Read Full Lyrics

I have personally won over... Well Lookin' like a muscle man You crawled out from the swamp Slimy, wild, you honey child Give me your hump You done my brain in Whah...Read Full Lyrics

There's a farm called Misery, but of that we'll have none Because we know of one That's always lots of fun (Ha ha!) And this one's name is Jollity; believe me, folks, it's great Fo...Read Full Lyrics

Lonely, unmarried, looking for love, Life was passing me by. So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age; Magazine marriage I tried. They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls H...Read Full Lyrics

Monster Mash I was working in my lab, late one night. When my eyes beheld an eerie sight, For my monster from the slab began to rise When suddenly to my surprise. He did the mash...Read Full Lyrics