The Jedi Song Lyrics

Homer:Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love totouch!But you mustn't touch!His name sounds good in yourear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear!'Cause his namecan be said ...Read Full Lyrics

Homer: You put da beer in da coconut and drink it all upYou put da beer in da coconut and throw da can away ...[throws a beer can at Ned]Ned: Homer!Homer: You throw da can away ......Read Full Lyrics

Students:Children, children,Future, future.Milhouse:Are you ready for the...Students:...children, whoa whoa whoa!Lisa:The future is a...Students:...coming, hey hey hey!Children, ch...Read Full Lyrics

[to the tune of "Love Shack"]A glove slap in a little old face willGet you satisfaction.Glove slap ba-a-beee ...(Glove slap, baby)Glove slap, baby, glove slap!Glove slap, I don't t...Read Full Lyrics

Homer (spoken):Oh, I like food alright.Homer (singing):I like pizza; I like bagels;I like hotdogs with mustard and beer.Editor (spoken):I get the picture.Homer:I'll eat eggplant. I...Read Full Lyrics

Bart:[singing to the tune of "Popeye, the Sailor Man"]When I can't stop my fiddlin'I just takes me RitalinI'm poppin' and sailin', man!...Read Full Lyrics

Singers:Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl!He's a human rubber bandAnd she's the Hulk in pearls!He's a limber ladShe's a powerful lassHe'll wring your neckAnd she'll kick your ass!They'...Read Full Lyrics

Greaser:Doctors threw a party at the loony bin,you gotta be crazy if you want to get in,Napoleon is playing his imaginary sax,the dancefloor's filling up with maniacs!Let's rock.Do...Read Full Lyrics

All jockeys (chanting):Freaks, freaks, freaks!All jockeys:We are the jockeys, jockeys are we.We live underground in a fiberglas tree.Jockey 1:Hah!Jockey 2:Ooo!Jockey 3:Haha!Jockey ...Read Full Lyrics

The Simpsons:We're gonna grove tonight,we'll make you feel alright -Simpsons Christmas Boogie!The Simpsons:We're dancing to the beat,We'll make you move your feet -Simpsons Christm...Read Full Lyrics