The Laird of Inversnecky Lyrics

"Would the last communist outSwitch off the lights?"They shout as they goInto the nightThey think that it's overMaybe it isBut I'm staying hereAlone with this promiseIn my mindIt s...Read Full Lyrics

The string to his headThe boss makes it nodThe string to his mouthHis mum pulls for foodThe string to his soulIt leads up to GodBut who controlsThe string to his cock?In the bleak ...Read Full Lyrics

I have come with my sword Naegling And the usual aches and pains To defeat Grendel, the monster Lately scourge of the Danes Showing no mercy in the mead hall He laid waste thirty t...Read Full Lyrics

"Electrosexual Sewing Machine" The noise of the street enters the house Darkness conceals the electrosexual sewing machine An eagle is wearing your clothes Your foot has a shoe wi...Read Full Lyrics

Powerless, with my talk of Guy Debord and GideTo rival a chihuahua or some other breed of lapdogI sent you to Antarctica, I'm very sorry nowI sensed that I could only mean a thing ...Read Full Lyrics

Keep, lovely tree, your leaves in wintertimeStand strongly in your bark of loveMake shelter for the lion and the lambKeep every tender beast safe from the butcher's knifeMothers ar...Read Full Lyrics

The house of the dead becomes more and more real to meAs the list of dead friends on my Palm increasesThough I don't believe in the permanent soulI can't help asking, "But where do...Read Full Lyrics

Je suis conducteur de taxi(Je vais te claquer)Dans les ruelles de Tripoli(Tu va me claquer)Klaxon, klaxonDans ce cloaque de la passionTu es ma femme, moi ton mari(Je vais te claque...Read Full Lyrics

This is the tale of Robin HoodKind and fair, brave and goodThis is the tale of Robin HoodHow the guy got shaftedRobin Hood, Robin HoodRobbing from the rich, giving to the goodRobin...Read Full Lyrics

Lady Fancy KnickersGee up, ya ya!Dressed in your post-office skirtDitch the lifeswitch grandpaGee up, ya ya!And his long, long evenings at the carpet warehouseI wish that I could s...Read Full Lyrics