The Land Of The Midnight Sun Lyrics

there is a guy i used to know who likes to get really high on other people's doe. late at night when the cheques come in. he looks like jesus bonehead with snot runnin down his chi...Read Full Lyrics

Start talking, start listeningI love the way I lose controlNo worries, nothing can go wrongDon't leave, this feeling's way to coolRain on meDon't talk, you don't have toRain on meP...Read Full Lyrics

this is a formal apology for the behaviour of jesus bonehead. the poor old boy is drunk on power. these songs are getting to his head. jesus bonehead likes to pick up chicks in his...Read Full Lyrics

my girlfriend needs to loosen up. before we fuck she has to get drunk. wakes up trashed can't face the day. can't stay this way she has to get drunk. stupid fuckin' drunk cunt givi...Read Full Lyrics

my old man is getting in the way but the government decided he's gonna die anyway. i'm not into colostomy bags so i'm gonna get rid of that dirty old fucking hag. we don't need the...Read Full Lyrics

i've got a big ass truck. it's got a 383 that's been built right up. it's lowered right down to the ground. it'll beat every cop in this fuckin' town. my truck eats fords and shits...Read Full Lyrics

when i sing songs i sing about what i know but i don't know too much so i don't sing about nothing i get my words from reading tv guide i steal all my solos from the rolling stones...Read Full Lyrics

lisa washed her hair on monday lisa washed her hair on tuesday lisa washed her hair on wednesday lisa washed her hair in thursday then her husband noticed that her shampoo had upse...Read Full Lyrics

i don't think you understand just where the fuck we're coming from you think that the world is bland and we're here to relieve the monotony i don't care what you think you can't se...Read Full Lyrics

i couldn't stand their attitude for another day they were trying to synchronize me so i blew them away my daddy was a bitch he screwed around with my dog and cat my mommy satisfied...Read Full Lyrics