The Last Polka Lyrics

Now are you ready to rock? Now brace yourself Brace your fast asses For some gut wrenching metal! It's time for the ultimate sacrifice The evil beelzebub The final hour is approac...Read Full Lyrics

I don't get many things right the first time In fact, I am told that a lot Now I know all the wrong turns, the stumbles and falls Brought me here And where was I before the day Tha...Read Full Lyrics

Ben: uh - okay, we're going to do a new song then... It's about a man Named.. Uh.. Morgan davis... Morgan... Morgan left the house to get some cream Of wheat and came back with a l...Read Full Lyrics

I'm getting down to the last pair of shoes Can't even win the nickel bet Because them that's got Are them that gets and I ain't seen nothing yet I see folks with fine cars and fan...Read Full Lyrics

Smile Like you've got nothing to prove No matter what you might do There's always someone out there cooler than you I know that's hard to believe But there are people you meet The...Read Full Lyrics

for the benefit of Tom and Mary before our guests arrive if they haven't found out already it's gonna blow their minds will they find the strength to find the will to testify? that...Read Full Lyrics

Think of me Anyway you want I can be The problem if that's easier In your head Move the pieces around Things I've said Turn the memory upside down And it makes it better I know Bu...Read Full Lyrics

Christmas, Twin Falls, Idaho's her Oldest memory She was only 2 It was the first time she felt blue Cafeteria, Harrison Elementary Beneath a parachute Saw her without shoes Seven-...Read Full Lyrics

It's funny I know But I'm disappointed in you I thought you could read my mind But I came home early And saw that a drawer'd been opened Looks like you've been reading my diary ins...Read Full Lyrics

Your unlce walter's going on and on 'bout everything he's seen and done The voice of fifty years experience He's drunk watching the television You know he's been around the world L...Read Full Lyrics