(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs Lyrics

I took the time to write to my old friend I walked across that burning bridge I mailed my letter off to Dallas but Her reply came from Anchorage, Alaska She said Hey girl it's abou...Read Full Lyrics

Hey farmer, you been livin' here all your life, not yet Hey farmer, where does this road go? Been livin' here all my life, it ain't gone nowhere yet Hey farmer, how do you get to L...Read Full Lyrics

Sybil sits in a rocking chair Chewing tobacco and spitting out cares Sound of a fiddle floating thru the air From the Jones boy across the holler From the Jones boy across the way ...Read Full Lyrics

She's a rocker she takes after me And she's a roller runs in the family She's a rock and roll baby a real gone twister But I'm telling you mister Don't you mess around with my litt...Read Full Lyrics

If she had it to do All over again It would be a photograph She would have a wide grin But no, it was an artist With a longing, loving style So when the paint was dry All that rem...Read Full Lyrics

Down at the Cold War Institute They were signing new recruits He went down to the station in his three piece suit Now she had cried for him to stay But there was nothing more to sa...Read Full Lyrics

If Love Was a Train If love was a train I think I would ride a slow one One that would ride thru the night Making every stop If love was a train I would feel no pain and I would ne...Read Full Lyrics

Jump Jim Crow How do you, do you walk so slow Like a little red rooster with one trick leg Look like you the one laying the egg I don't know when but it'll be real soon Going down...Read Full Lyrics

Upshur County's drier than an empty bottle Since the Mormon's come to town And to run out of beer means a run to Gladewater Highway 79 thirty miles on down Now fair is fair but li...Read Full Lyrics

Consecrate your soul Or there's gonna be hell to pay You've got them where they live Come the Judgement Day Father, forgive our sins Mother, forgive us too Forgive but don't forge...Read Full Lyrics