The Legendary Lyrics

{*phone rings*} Hello? This Keith, you're all by yourself? {*out of service tone*} [Kool Keith] Girl you're about to take a shower Get in the bathtub, get your back scrubbed Massa...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah! Kool Keith, Diesel Truckers Kutmasta Kurt, c'mon! It's real big, brand new! Yeah Trunk funk for the Jeeps baby Let's roll out, let's go! [Kool Keith] I'm that type of hype...Read Full Lyrics

[kool keith] Yeah! we here tonight, live on stage! Quincy jones.. james brown.. prince.. madonna.. And of course.. kool keith! Take it away, at the grand auditorium! Now you're up...Read Full Lyrics

[22 seconds of overlapping samples] [Roscoe] I'm hot as Hades, I drive a Mercedes Chromed out, leavin niggaz in awe when it bone out Big dawg with his bone out I'ma put hands on a...Read Full Lyrics

[Kool Keith:] The rap game has changed You got four different types of promoters The luxury promoter, the hustler promoter, and the alternative promoter Of course the roach promote...Read Full Lyrics

[Kool Keith] New York City (K double-O L) y'know, y'know (Keith Productions) two step, two step girl Two step, two step! Two step, two step girl Two step, two step! Two step, two s...Read Full Lyrics

[Kool Keith] Yeah! There's a lot of people They can't go outside They can't walk nowhere They can't hang nowhere All they got to do is ride around with tinted windows And get somew...Read Full Lyrics

[Kool Keith] Whassup? Whassup why don'tcha get your feet off my couch Have some respect when you come in my house (I'm trying to talk to you lady) Y'knahmsayin? Have some respect -...Read Full Lyrics

{*woman moaning in background*} [Kool Keith] Whassup baby, this is Keith I want you to take this picture Want you to stand right over there That's right, turn around Alright, spre...Read Full Lyrics

[Kool Keith: voice lowered] Bench press nine tons Bench press... [23 seconds of porno movie dialogue] [Keith: voice lowered] See when I come and rap they can't sit no more Girls ...Read Full Lyrics