The Lonesome Kicker Lyrics

Holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie. It must be fast and shit. This fucking boat's got more balls then the fuckin celtic's lockeroom. Yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs o...Read Full Lyrics

My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean My sister's on the dope and my brother always picks his nose And Daddy's only happy...Read Full Lyrics

Singers: The Peeper, The Peeper, what's goin' through his head? Woah! [Leaves rusteling] Peeper: Climin' the tree. Slowly. Quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Win...Read Full Lyrics

Heres a little story about a hockey team who may just win the stanley cup but only in there dreams The team is from ottawa the senators is there name soon to be inducted in the gol...Read Full Lyrics

"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song" "I hope you enjoy it." [Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey [S...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome my son to your very first day So proud to be the one who brought you this way I love you with all my heart And my love is here to stay But I can't help worrying will you ev...Read Full Lyrics

[Car approaches] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." [M1:] "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?" [Toll Booth Willie:] "Good! Thanks fer askin,...Read Full Lyrics

Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake? You choose to ignore I Even though me hungover...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I had myself a girlfrield For almost two whole years We had no secrets We had no fears There was nothing we wouldn't do When we were in the sack She'd even pop the zit on my ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record And I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's one last little diddy just for you. I used to ride my big w...Read Full Lyrics