The Maladjusted Jester Lyrics

Oooo... ooo... Oooo... ooo Oooo... ahhh Where walks my true love? Where does she wander? We may be dreams apart Or just a smile away. Where goes my true love? My only true love?...Read Full Lyrics

Mommy, MommyGimme a drinka waterI’m thirstyI wanna drinka waterNo, now, not later, now!Mommy, what are you doing?I wanna tell you somethingFirst come in then I’ll tell youIt’...Read Full Lyrics

I'm five, I'm fiveI'm a big boy now, I'm fiveI can dress myself I don't need Mom to help me anymoreAnd when I sit in my father's chair my feet can reach the floorI'm five, I'm five...Read Full Lyrics

ll these are my boatsOh there's the cruiserThere's the destroyerThere's the motorboatThere's the battleshipAnd over there in the corner by my big toeIs the LMFOTThe only trouble is...Read Full Lyrics

Playing on the see-saw, the see-saw, the see-sawPlaying on the see-sawPush me up againWhen I go up I'm big as a treeWhen I come down you're bigger than mePlaying on the see-sawPush...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Aunt SallyNow what do I say?Well, thank you very much for the underwearThere. Now what do I write?I always love underwearAnd mommy says when I get skates, how warm I'll feel s...Read Full Lyrics

Ma, do you think I'm jealous about the new baby?I'm notI love the new babyI love the new babyToday I was playing with the eyesAnd I stuck my finger in her earAnd I was holding her ...Read Full Lyrics

Oooh that crazy Barbara boy is she a pestAt schools she leans all over me and copies from my testShe's got the desk behind me and pokes me with her toesAnd every time I turn around...Read Full Lyrics

Did you know that kisses have all kinds of colors Some pink, some brown, some summertime green And some just as orange as you've ever seen Sometimes they're gold and bright as the ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm hiding, I'm hidingThey don't know where to find meMommy says he's in the potDaddy says oh no he's notMaybe he's behind a chairThey take a look but I'm not thereI'm not there, I...Read Full Lyrics