The Man In The Santa Suit Lyrics

She's been afraid of the Cuisinart Since 1977 Now when she opens up the house Well, she won't set foot in the kitchen Her brother's dating an architect They're coming up for the w...Read Full Lyrics

The king of araby is coming home It's bumper touching bumper on the motorway The sun is in the sky just now But the road is grey They drive in winnebagos from the everglades Pulled...Read Full Lyrics

He walks alone under the big city lights He always knows just when the time is right He never shows what he's thinking he keeps it inside Because he's too cool for school He comes ...Read Full Lyrics

I saw you holding hands With some guy wearing light blue Dockers pants And I thought that I might just give you a chance to explain What the hell is in your brain? You know you pre...Read Full Lyrics

5: 40 Channel Six news team Breaking story bout a get-rich-quick scheme One anchor turns and faces the other Says it's time that I made you my lover Oooh we belong together Like t...Read Full Lyrics

When you think you've found something worth holding onto Were you reaching for attention, hoping she would notice you? Collecting bottles and thrown-away cans Like she was returnab...Read Full Lyrics

Well I've been saving for a custom van And I've been playing for a cover band And my baby doesn't understand Why I never turned from boy to man I got it made I got it down I am th...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Sweet Annie Don't take it so bad You know the summer's coming soon Though the interstate is choking under salt and dirty sand And it seems the sun is hiding from the moon Your...Read Full Lyrics

Quarter to three at the dmv That's when I saw her, she didn't see me Behind 'Window B', explaining patiently That she needs to see six forms of I. D Oh tell me now, who do you l...Read Full Lyrics

If you love me. Why do you hurt me Come on baby. Don't desert me I was there when you were in trouble Now you're fine but I guess you changed your mind 'Cause you're never satisfi...Read Full Lyrics