The Man Who Got No Sign Lyrics

Oh, ever since my Masochistic Baby went and left me I got nothin' to hit but the wall. She loved me when I beat her, But I started actin' sweeter, And that was no way to treat her ...Read Full Lyrics

Said General Clay to General Gore "Really must we fight this sill war To kill and die is such a bore" "I quite agree," said General Gore Said General Gore to General Clay, "We cou...Read Full Lyrics

I saw Polly in a porny Down at the dirty flicks. I saw Polly in a porny. I didn't know she knew them tricks. What I seen nearly struck me blind. I never knew she was theatrically i...Read Full Lyrics

Have you hard about Stacy Brown? He got every chick in town. He got looks, he got class... Do anything to get a little lass. And everybody shout at him as he walks his girlies past...Read Full Lyrics

I met her on a corner in Duluth (That's the truth.) She was tryin' to fix her shoe in a telephone booth (Her name was Ruth.) She said she was just waiting for a bus But I hid my t...Read Full Lyrics

Oh yes boys play it sweet for me I was sittin' in my basement I'd just rolled myself a taste of Somethin' green and gold and glorious to get me through the day When my friend yells...Read Full Lyrics