The Man You'll Never Be Lyrics

You take the stage, you're at your bestThey've hushed the stalls at your behestYou start your act, you sing your songsThe house is packed, they sing alongYou seem, they say, so ver...Read Full Lyrics

In the era of the hypnoprismIn the wake of the collapsing poundI met a beautiful Algerian travel agentWith a horror of soundI'm a little misunderestimatedI can measure up to nothin...Read Full Lyrics

Depending on what you want to getIn life there are many etiquettesThe way to get rich is to stitch people upThe way to get laid is to hang around drunksBut there's one thing you mu...Read Full Lyrics

My computer broke down todayI'm going to throw my old friend away'Cause the hard disk crashed when the write head parkedIn a quite calamitous wayAnd I won't get the data backAnd I ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh what fun it is to beAn evil geniusBest friend of BeelzebubAnd EpicurusOld Macdonald had a farmTotally devoid of charmFace it now your other friendsLook really tediousOh what fun...Read Full Lyrics

I say the opposite of what I sayThey call me Mr ConsistencyI climb to the bottom of the top of the hillAnd I open my shirt 'cause I felt a chillWell I walk on the ceiling and my ha...Read Full Lyrics

Who's that car in your driveway?I left a message on your phoneWho's that fool visiting youWhen you said you were alone?I'll smash your rhythm boxYou think I won't dareI'll never be...Read Full Lyrics

When women come and see me for sex tipsThe one hot question on their lipsIs how to stoke the appetite when it dipsIs there sex in marriage?Mrs Rita Duckworth from LAWonders if her ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm making my notebook about the kids in AmericaShowing devotion to the Showa emperorA permanent Hiroshima is constantly happeningIn this peace that feels so much like warAnd every...Read Full Lyrics

Over by the building where the people work all dayWhere the people work all day I will meet youOut across the river in the park at middayIn the park at midday I'll be thereAnd it'l...Read Full Lyrics