The Marlboro Man Is A Douche Bag Lyrics

Force that plane to land. He doesn't need it. It's not important. But get these men on the next flight out. They're friends of the family and we're thick as thieves. Now force that...Read Full Lyrics

They used to hang horse thieves, you waste of life. Where do you get the balls? And how do you clear your conscience? I hope it keeps you up at night. They used to hang horse thiev...Read Full Lyrics

Drunks, wife beaters, racism, sexism, homophobia, plutocracy, bureaucracy, health insurance, cancer, military spending, budget deficits, rich drug dealers, poor teachers, mass medi...Read Full Lyrics

We have three choices from here Evolution, regression, or stagnation And I will choose the first I would rather move on Because looking backwards is Worse than standing still I wil...Read Full Lyrics

Why don't you just whip 'em out and measure dicks to find out who's the bigger man. It'll save us from your macho bullshit. Let me say this in words you can understand; it's not ju...Read Full Lyrics

You want to see me fail You want to pump my dreams full of lead And put their blood soaked corpses On public display with a sign around their neck that says This is what happens wh...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Wipe away your memories and we will start again Going down south but where there’s no government Never find endurance trapped between the ice in the tundra Disappea...Read Full Lyrics

With beady black eyes, the bluebird has died It's feathers have dried, it couldn't survive From the winter's grasp, nothing ever lasts But you and I know, the seasons are slow The ...Read Full Lyrics

If I could only see straight I wouldn't be lonely these days I'd drag my body out of this place And every Sunday I sleep And pray that my soul will keep For I'll sit in the ri...Read Full Lyrics

When you're on your own You walk in the rain You walk around the house Then walk around it again You pretend you're happy That you've got it all But don't be upset If you fall on y...Read Full Lyrics