The Masochism Tango Lyrics

Another big news story of the year concerned the ecumenical council in Rome, known as Vatican II. Among the things they did, in an attempt to make the church more... commercial, wa...Read Full Lyrics

Counting sheepWhen you're trying to sleep,Being fairWhen there's something to share,Being neatWhen you're folding a sheet,That's mathematics!When a ballBounces off of a wall,When y...Read Full Lyrics

I do have a cause, though, it is obscenity. I'm for it! (laughter) Thank you. Unfortunately, the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it, owing to the na...Read Full Lyrics

Some of you who have small children may have perhaps been put in the embarrassing position of being unable to do your child's arithmetic homework because of the current revolution ...Read Full Lyrics

A considerable amount of commotion was stirred up during the past year over the prospect of a multilateral force, known to the headline writers as MLF. Much of this discussion took...Read Full Lyrics

During the last election we had a good deal of fun back east following your senatorial contest out here. I'm from Massachusetts, and I feel that we have a certain right to gloat ov...Read Full Lyrics

One type of song that has come into increasing prominence in recent months is the folk song of protest. You have to admire people who sing these songs. It takes a certain amount of...Read Full Lyrics

I wonder how many people here tonight remember Hubert Humphrey, he used to be a Senator. From time to time you read something about him pinning a medal on somebody or making a spee...Read Full Lyrics

Last December 13th, there appeared in the newspapers the juiciest, spiciest, raciest obituary it has ever been my pleasure to read. It was that of a lady namedAlma Mahler Gropius W...Read Full Lyrics

One of the big news items of the past year concerned the fact that China, which we call Red China, exploded a nuclear bomb, which we called a device. Then Indonesia announced that ...Read Full Lyrics