The Milk of Human Kindness Lyrics

Outside the gates of Cerdes sits the two-pronged unicorn Who plays at relaxation time a rhinestone flugelhorn Whilst mermaids lace carnations into wreaths for ailing whales And Nep...Read Full Lyrics

Weird goings-on at the county jailPrisoners reading the sheriff's mailHe's strapped down to a swivel chairTrying to swivel right out of therePin-striped sweet's in cell 15Convinced...Read Full Lyrics

Still scowling black Good Captain Clack Must eat his humble pie His bed is made The colors fade His eyes once wet are dry The naked muse Who sits and chews Tobacco off a tree Remov...Read Full Lyrics

Psychiatrists and Lawyers destroying mankind Drivin' 'em crazy and stealing 'em blind Bankers and Brokers ruling the world Storing the silver and hoarding the gold Ain't no use in ...Read Full Lyrics

She wandered through the garden fence And said, 'I've brought at great expense A potion guaranteed to bring Relief from all your suffering' And though I said, 'You don't exist' She...Read Full Lyrics

It's not that I'm so cheerful, though I'll always raise a smile And if at times my nonsense rhymes then I'll stand trial My friends are all around me but they only breathe through ...Read Full Lyrics

Conquistador your stallion stands in need of companyAnd like some angel's haloed browYou reek of purityI see your armor plated breastHas long since lost its sheenAnd in your death ...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh I need your love babe Guess you know it's true Hope you need my love babe Just like I need you Hold me love me Hold me love me I ain't got nothing but love babe Eight days a we...Read Full Lyrics

There's too many women and not enough wine Too many poets and not enough rhyme Too many glasses and not enough time Draw your own conclusions My old dog's a good old dog My old man...Read Full Lyrics

Conquistador your stallion stands in need of companyAnd like some angel's haloed browYou reek of purityI see your armor plated breastHas long since lost its sheenAnd in your death ...Read Full Lyrics