The Monument Valley Lyrics

We were bored, there was nothing going on. Might as well stay at home and drink until we pass out again. Then drink some more when the morning comes. Memphis was sinking into the M...Read Full Lyrics

He was elected, wingnut raised and corn fed Teabags dragging on the chamber floor He did what he had to do to get southern boys to vote for you To grease the wheels to get you in t...Read Full Lyrics

"They looked in the white house and capitol hill They looked everywhere for buffalo bill We called every scholar, reporter, and genius Has anyone seen the president's penis?" ...Read Full Lyrics

This ain't exactly hell. It sure as hell ain't heaven. I love you like the dickens and I miss you like the Devil. I guess I'll do my time waitin' in this purgatory line. Angels...Read Full Lyrics

I got a brand new car that drinks a bunch of gas I got a house in a neighborhood that's fading fast I got a dog and a cat that don't fight too much I got a few hundred channels ...Read Full Lyrics

George A. Was at the movies in December '41 They announced it in the lobby what had just gone on He drove up from Birmingham back to the family's farm Thought he'd get him a deferm...Read Full Lyrics

Ain't about my pistol Ain't about my boots Ain't about no northern drives Ain't about my southern roots Ain't about my guitars, ain't about my big old amps "It ain't rained in week...Read Full Lyrics

Grandmother's wheelchair is sitting in the corner We all sure love her, but the little ones avoid her 'Cause she's gray-haired and wrinkled and her burden looks heavy Ninety yea...Read Full Lyrics

The Three Great Alabama Icons Drive-By Truckers I grew up in North Alabama, back in the 1970's, when dinosaurs still roamed the earth... Speaking of course of the Three Great Ala...Read Full Lyrics

"She's a beaute, yes sir she is" said EZ DAN, fifty five, a bad age, Smelling of Brute from Fabrege' and sweat EZ DAN don't bathe a lot these days (and why the hell should he anywa...Read Full Lyrics