The New Pokérap Lyrics

Bonjour, hello, my name is Glass JoeI'm the toughest French boxer that you're ever gonna knowI score a TKO, then drink a fine BordeauxAnd flatten all my opponents like croissant do...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, welcome to Mortal Kombat High School. You're the new transfer student from Street Fighter High, right?Yeah, I'm Ken! I like wearing red and making friends. Yay!What's up, I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time in 1982, there were four young ghosts who lived under the iron fist of Pac-Man...He just ate a Power Pellet! Run!Oh no, he's coming!No! Not today, my friends!Inky,...Read Full Lyrics

I am Kratos the Destroyer, I'm the harbinger of deathAll of the gods tremble before me as they draw their final breathIn my first 12 games I murdered every lord the Earth has seenN...Read Full Lyrics

This week on the Atari Mystery Hour: The Pong Paddle Puzzle!Chief, looks like we've got a murder on our hands! One of the Pong Paddles is dead, and the ball is missing!All right th...Read Full Lyrics

Strolling down the street, the square streetA fair sheet of square sleet below my feetCreeper's what they call meBut even I seeThat all of this beautyCan fill me with such gleeLook...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, and welcome back to another episode of Talking Video Games. We continue today in our series of games with simple plots. Guests, please introduce yourselves and tell us the p...Read Full Lyrics

Have you ever thought, about a butt?Butts butts butts, they're totally nuts!Whoa whoa whoa, sorry to interrupt another amazing rap Egoraptor, but we're out of time again for this a...Read Full Lyrics