The Night He Took Her to the Fairground [#] Lyrics

When it's time to pack your bags When everything appears as the drag that it is Get down that brown case that your grandma had Open it up and think of your dad When you're feeling...Read Full Lyrics

I shot John F. Kennedy in Dallas in '63 They blamed it on Oswald carelessly But it was the devil in me Put Jesus on the cross, I put a gag on the boss I kissed him on the cheek so ...Read Full Lyrics

He's done it all a million times The gags, the repartee, the little crimes Every audience is special and that goes for you He looks into your eyes again He never does it but he tri...Read Full Lyrics

Well, the power of the bullet is fascinating They're polishing the luga facsimiles The little kids grow up imitating Cowboys shoot Indians before puberty Don't get me to the battle...Read Full Lyrics

You got a brain just like a steam shovel And I'm tar upon the road You've got a body like a shotgun That I'm trying to unload If you are yin and yang then baby I must be ego and id...Read Full Lyrics

I was standing on a corner kicking my heels Had my coat buttoned up beneath my chin And I saw in some girl's eyes, she thought I was making deals There was just me and the clock st...Read Full Lyrics

He got shafted in Bradford for his out of date routines up there And the trouble he ran into Brighton was more than his share He's been running for thirty years, he would have sett...Read Full Lyrics