The Nits Blues Lyrics

Verse 1 Old school days, oh the crisp autumn mornings, And I’m walking through the gates at five to nine. Here comes Miss Johnson* at ninety miles per hour, ...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Sitting down for morning lessons, Some of us still half asleep, Longing for our comfy pillows, Wishing we were counting sheep! Then we’re hit with facts and figures, So...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 I’m waiting here on the starting line For the ‘On your marks…Get set…Go!’ Dad’s up there with the camera primed To capture it on video! And the words o...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 You couldn’t find a nicer chap If you searched through this land! He’s kind, good-looking, generous And positively grand!! The great ‘Marquis of Carabas’ – A ...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Something’s wrong, It doesn’t smell quite right! This one has just ‘gone off’ During our twelve hour flight! Have you any idea, Do you appreciate, The tri...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 We stand on the touchline feeling tense Like wound-up rubber bands. We heckle the opposition’s defence To get t...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 I’m brown or grey, I have a trunk, Two tusks and two small eyes! But what you notice first of all, Is my enormous size!Chorus Jumbo Jumbo! I like to think I’m rather...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Another light has faded far too early, Another flame has flickered to an end. Another man begins his final journey, Another day, another fallen friend. Well the blow...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Every Christmas dinner it’s the same; Everyone sat down and now they’re gone again. It’s always us that’s left here on the plate. No one likes to eat us – t...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Dear Mrs Green, your child has been Chosen to play a scene In our annual Christmas show. He will need to read the script, Learn his lines, dance a bit, At our annual Chris...Read Full Lyrics