The Pageant Of The Bizarre Lyrics

I would fuck Bruce Willis if I had a fanny. And I'd fuck Han Solo, too, but we both know that I can nae. The fact is I've got a cock, so the best thing I could do is forget actors ...Read Full Lyrics

I've tried an accurate finger, I've hit the bullseye with a tongue. I've heard you hiss it and how it, I've heard it grunted and sung. We make a joke about keeping champagne in cas...Read Full Lyrics

Come on, Paula; have some tequila. We'll kill the cocks and we'll eat them raw. We'll watch the foxes, we're out of our boxes. There was something in the air and it's 'Rez' by Unde...Read Full Lyrics

The good part comes between wanting and needing. When it's less about eating and more about feeding, When you know the best could always be better. When the hardest could be harder...Read Full Lyrics

I'm telling you it's the same girl. She's always there on holidays when you're wee. She never grows and she's everywhere. She was in the lift at the Covent Garden underground last ...Read Full Lyrics

Do you believe what aging eyes can almost see? They might be them, you might be you but you're not me. The big black eyes can be too much for me to face when I think about the time...Read Full Lyrics

Phone me tonight when you're pissed. Just to tell me that I'm missed. Tell me you want me in your cunt. Tell me you're not sure what you want. I tried to tell you, I made it c...Read Full Lyrics

Bored at home, nothing to do but eat. I'll give you a phone and you can come along the street. You/I'll bring the junk food, I'll/you (can) hire the tape. We can sit and poke fun a...Read Full Lyrics

Ramblin boy you've been around Dallas to the underground High above and down below And places I was scared to go You sang it loud in case they heard Hanging on to every word Gentle...Read Full Lyrics

Wake up in the mornin' Long and lean Stoppin at the corner Cigarettes and gasoline Pulling down mainstreet Shifting through the gears Rolling up that highway They've been working...Read Full Lyrics