The Painless Dentist Song Lyrics

He stood four foot eight And wore a beatnik beard He had big thick glasses That looked real weird He weighed ninety-eight pounds But a whole nation feared The rebel! He ha...Read Full Lyrics

The twelve days of christmas Allan Sherman Note: "S" is Sherman, "C" is the chorus and "B" is both S: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A Japanese transistor r...Read Full Lyrics

(based on "There's No Business Like Show Business") The man I chose to govern me And twenty million others Is not from Yale or Harvard, He's from dear old Warner Brothers. Yesterda...Read Full Lyrics

(Ring!) Huh? Ooh... Mmmm... Brrrr...cold! Aahhh...hot! Aaahh...nice. Yum dum, yum dum dum de da... (Ring!) Hello, I'm in the shower, Call me in an hour....Read Full Lyrics

Turn back the clock And recall what you did Back on the block where You lived as a kid. And if you think every kid nowadays Is a nut or a kook or a fool, Just turn back the c...Read Full Lyrics

This song here is by far the sexiest of all the songs that I've done tonight. I am telling you that as a warning. All those who have a low threshold of sex, you had better leave no...Read Full Lyrics

No more-a my dough, No more-a my dough, No more-a my dough-de-o-dough. Westchester Hadassah, I gave all my dough. I'll give you one more thing: A definite "no!" Remember tha...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm in the mood for love, You're in the mood for herring. When I'm in the mood for herring, You're in the mood for love. Love is a fragile thing, Delicate and elusive. ...Read Full Lyrics

+Won't You Come Home, Disraeli When Benjamin Disraeli was Prime Minister of England, And good old Queen Victoria was the Queen, Whenever she would need him for official palace busi...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a lad, I went to Yale And I knew then that I could never fail For I studied very hard and furthermore I polished up the apple for the professor (He polished up the apple...Read Full Lyrics