The Pants Rock Opera Lyrics

Cruisin' downtown in your Camaro, Reo Speedwagon on the stereo. It's kind of catchy, Kind of a virus, Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus. You're probably bummed, You probably c...Read Full Lyrics

Here is the tale, it's spoken word-for-word, It may be abominable, but, yes it must be heard. Nauseating at first, you can expect the worst, So listen closely, as the plot unfolds....Read Full Lyrics

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa These are not My pants Who's pants Are these anyway These are not My pants Who's pants Are these anyway Are these bobby's Or timmy's Or billy's pants No! Nooo! Th...Read Full Lyrics

I I love my pantalo's they fit me o so tight they make me smile with delight do you like like Five iron frenzy singing bout the pants it's kinda sill ybut brings on the romance tha...Read Full Lyrics

I walked into the room, and she was right there waiting. Leaning up against the bar, well she was perpertraitin'. Slick as snot her spandex, and blacker than some coal, She set her...Read Full Lyrics

My old friend Need only speak your name To summon a smile I knew you when we had so much more in common It’s been a while Winter was cold the autumn was dire Love has no me...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Watching Mrs. Brady prime the brand new Kenmore washer See the brilliant gleam of the automatic tooth flosser Beautiful the china, what a lovely cup and saucer Yeah I saw...Read Full Lyrics

I can't believe this ever happened, I'm the author of sappy love songs, Trading in my bachelorhood. I didn't think it ever could, I felt the brush of angel's wings then, Something ...Read Full Lyrics

I am a breadwinner I chose to brick these walls somehow Beneath the city spires I gave my shoulders to the plow Cold and cruel the concrete The wicked pavement chokes the sky I cho...Read Full Lyrics

My car broke down in Arizona, have to ride the bus again, at ten-o-clock on Tuesday night, with thirteen cents and a broken pen. I put my backpack on the bench, tell two people I d...Read Full Lyrics