The Pirate Song Lyrics

There’s a man we call the LeaderHe’s fine and strong and braveAnd we follow him unquestioningTowards an early graveHe gives us hope of sacrificeAnd a chance to die in vainAnd i...Read Full Lyrics

There's a place you're always welcome,It's as nice as it can be,Everyone can get in,'cos it's absolutely free,That's Death.No need to take a breath,Just lie around all day,With not...Read Full Lyrics

The Book of the Month, The Book of the Year,The Book of the Day will soon be here.Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall,The books keep coming and I buy them all.But I'm waiting for the film...Read Full Lyrics

I leave from softball practice every nightIt's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the wayI turn the corner at the traffic lightI count my money and then I rehearse what...Read Full Lyrics

At night I like to photograph, producing camera anglesAnd I don't have a flashBut my little notebook records the subjects at handIn photo one, a flowerPhoto two is a drunk and nake...Read Full Lyrics

INSPECTOR DIM:If I were not in the CIDSomething else I'd like to be.If I were not in the CIDA window cleaner, me!With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dubAnd a rub-a-dub all day l...Read Full Lyrics

And did those feet in ancient timesWalk upon England's mountains green?And was the Holy Lamb of GodOn England's pleasant pastures seen?And did the Countenance DivineShine forth upo...Read Full Lyrics

And did those feet in ancient timesWark upon Engrand's mountains gleen?And was the Hory Ramb of GodOn Engrand's preasant pastules seen?And did the Countenance DivineShine folth upo...Read Full Lyrics

SPOKEN: One, two... I’d like to sing you a new song, a new song that I’ve written… between here and the curtain… it’s kind of a short blues… thank you.I woke up this mo...Read Full Lyrics

They say I might as well face the truth,That I am just too long in the tooth,I’ve started to deteriorate,And now I’m past my own sell-by date.Oh I am no spring chicken it’s t...Read Full Lyrics