The Poodle Lecture Lyrics

Poofter's Froth, Wyoming March Eleven Sixty-Seven Take a letter Miss Abetter As our pigeons Will be homing To our jobbers in Dakota And to Merwyn, Minnesota This is merely just a ...Read Full Lyrics

Ayyy! Yee-hah! Here's one with your father's moustache, your old cookie jar, rubbers, sneakers, galoshes, belt buckles, and book covers with the name of your high school neatly im...Read Full Lyrics

Interviewer: Who came up with the name "Mothers of Invention"? FZ: I did. Interviewer: Just . . . ? FZ: Well, it was sort of forced upon me because, uh, the group was originally ca...Read Full Lyrics

(Preston, Underwood, Gardner, Tripp, Sherwood & fz) ?: Donnie! Bunk: Hey, put that down! Art: What are you doin', man? Don: silence, you fools! Don't you believe in progress? Bunk...Read Full Lyrics

[Fz rhythm guitar Tommy Mars keyboards Arthur Barrow bass Chad Wackerman drums] Thing-Fish: Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose top secret...Read Full Lyrics

[Royal Oak Music Theatre, Detroit, Michigan February 26, 1988] Here we go! The Surgeon General, Doctor Koop S'posed to give you all the poop But when he's with P. M. Are. C. The ...Read Full Lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar)Lowell george (guitar)Roy estrada (bass)Don preston (keyboards, electronics)Buzz gardner (trumpet)Ian underwood (alto saxophone)Bunk gardner (tenor saxopho...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Isn't It Romantic? (Rodgers/Hart)] Don Pardo: In today's rapidly changing world, musical groups appear almost every day with some new promotional device. .....Read Full Lyrics

Green hocker croakin' In the Pygmy Twylyte Crankin' an' a-coke'n In the Winchell's do-nut Midnite Out of his deep on a 'fore day run Hurtin' for sleep in the Quaalude Moonlight ...Read Full Lyrics

Motorhead: He's in the wrong piano Louis: No, you're in the wrong piano Roy: No. .. Motorhead: This is a Steinway Louis: You are! Roy: It's not a Baldwin. .. Motorhead: Yeah Roy: I...Read Full Lyrics