The Presidents Lyrics

We start the story when Mom met Dad And they danced all night and he took her home It might have been all the wine they had But they rolled the dice and won your genome Then you...Read Full Lyrics

There was a castle by a waterfall With a pink and purple wall And a princess living there She had no parents and was all alone But she got by on her own And she liked it pretty wel...Read Full Lyrics

Out of the clear blue cloudless skies A bolt of lightning came Were you at least a bit surprised When angels spoke your name? They said it's you Who puts the gravity in the ...Read Full Lyrics

Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifeti...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Funny story I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are. I've been busy doing science it's been tons of fun so far. [Chorus] Everything clean. Nothing on fire. All ...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 I don’t wanna hear it, cause I’ve heard enough You sold one night, for the price of our love I hope He was worth it cause you burned our love down To hell with forgiven...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 I'm the kind of guy who likes to go fishin with a cane pole and a bobber. The kinda guy who finds paradise out on the muddy water. I like a Elle Mae with pigtails and daisy...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 I left my truck parked in the lawn Didn’t take the time to turn the lights on Didn’t speak a word or make a sound Gettin out of here, before I turn around Chorus Dear ...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Can't count the times I've tried, to tell myself that I miss you How can I be just fine, knowing I wont be the one who gets you Why don't I feel like dying Why don't I feel...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Here's the story of a girl That's known all around the world For breakin the rules and makin fools Outta everyone she meets And she is full of lies And she can swallow kni...Read Full Lyrics