The Price Of Rice Lyrics

Eins, zwei, drei, vier I'm an ignorant Englishman, travelling through Germany And I don't speak the language "excuse me, can you help me?" Wow that's amazing, your English is ...Read Full Lyrics

I bought my friend a Mustang in 1993 My granddad died and I bought that guitar with the money that he left for me The artwork on my bedroom walls was all made by my friends Each...Read Full Lyrics

I've written a song for every girl I've slept with Since I found my old guitar and started playing gigs So the time has come that I should write a song for you But I didn't know...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] 1, 2, 3, 4 I'm not sure if you heard my last album But some of that shit was true I've given up smoking cigarettes, I stopped taking cocaine too And I don't do MDMA ...Read Full Lyrics

After all these years of smoking The fire has gone out I quit while I'm ahead But before I'm dead And before my time runs out I could hardly talk When i went for a walk To...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not a poster boy for recreational drugs I'm a 32 year old man With a pocket full of stories, a handful of songs and a three chord master plan I try to be nice and enjoy my...Read Full Lyrics

A flash in a pan A storm in a tea cup An elephant in the room I'm on a train on my way to Bristol Emptying my pockets of a bad perfume They've cut my mobile phone off I don't...Read Full Lyrics

I'll be coming home late I'm still on the road When I get there I'm gonna tickle your toes I know that you don't like it But that's what I'm gonna do I wanna wake you up and ...Read Full Lyrics

Well I've never scored a proper goal But I'm really good at Pro Evo I can't Ollie up a curb Unless I'm playing Tony Hawk Hell, I can't even drive a car But I'll kick your arse...Read Full Lyrics

Mirror, Mirror on the wall Tell me who's the fairest of them all? Is she sweet and debonair? Can she satisfy my questionnaire? Can she walk that walk? Can she Talk that talk? Is s...Read Full Lyrics