The Pubic Hair Song Lyrics

Our work day's done. Go grab a shower! Let's hit the pub. It's Happy Hour. If we get bombed. Who gives a damn? I'm not as drunk, As you think I am. Those chicks right there Don't...Read Full Lyrics

I've been married nine years That's one story My wife has been through everything I've learned some shit bout marriage Never start a sentence with the words your f**kin mother If y...Read Full Lyrics

We were young when we first met, And I wont ever forget the way you made me feel that night back then, Little did I know my life had change forever Inside of you my angel had to be...Read Full Lyrics

On the first nite in the tittie club We were checkin out all the chicks. There were black ones and white ones, Bruinets and blondes, Look at the size of the red heads tits. The fir...Read Full Lyrics

I went to my neighbours yard sale, To see what I could fine. I find me and old pair of underwear Hanging on a clothes line. I ask an old woman in a lawn chair, How much you want fo...Read Full Lyrics

Titties and beer (titties and beer) Titties and beer (titties and beer) I thank god almighty for titties and beer (big titties and beer) Huntin' two legged deer (titties and beer) ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Spit curl down his forehead Talking 'bout how yes it's understood It's not just some lame six-bang grease stain Sitting here underneath the hood Tamping down a Camel...Read Full Lyrics

We don't want to say goodbye we don't want to feel that empty But it's time to face the dawn head on When there's something in the wind when the days go getting shorter And the nig...Read Full Lyrics

THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES WRITER RODNEY CROWELL When I was young and restless I wasted so much time Halfway stoned and halfway out of my mind Well I don't feel that much differ...Read Full Lyrics

Writer rodney crowell She's got a big heart and her own mind a deep love it's the strong kind She's got them long legs and that soft skin she's got a big heart The way she moves t...Read Full Lyrics