The Real Slim Shady Lyrics

Meet Eddie, twenty-three years oldFed up with life and the way things are going,He decides to rob a liquor store(I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes)But on his...Read Full Lyrics

OkayI am going to attempt to drown myselfYou can try this at homeYou can be just like meMic check 1, 2We recording?I'm cancerousSo when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer thisI...Read Full Lyrics

Tell me where to go, tell me what to doI'll be right there for youTell me what to say, no matter if it's trueI'll say it all for youI used to be the type of kid that would always t...Read Full Lyrics

Turn my mic upTurn my mic up(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nigga(Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down nigga(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nigga(Steady on the left) F*ck i...Read Full Lyrics

I walk on waterBut I ain't no JesusI walk on waterBut only when it freezes (f*ck)Why, are expectations so high?Is it the bar I set?My arms, I stretch, but I can’t reachA far cry ...Read Full Lyrics

(I never knew I)(I never knew I)Mic check, one two(I never knew I)Who woulda knew?(I never knew I)Who'da known?(I never knew I)F*ck, what a story(I never knew I)Motherfucker comes ...Read Full Lyrics

When I just a little baby boyMy momma used to tell me these crazy thingsShe used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,She used to tell me he hated meBut then I got a little bit olde...Read Full Lyrics

When we touchdown[Chorus]In the Midwest we OKEverybody know them southern boys love that bassAtlanta go bananas, Alabama, LouisianaMississippi tenekeys, every mothafuckin' stateWhe...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna kill this b****I'm'a kill himI'm going to f***ing jailCause I'm gonna kill this b**** Yo man What I don't knowI gotta really really bad feeling about this Man would you s...Read Full Lyrics

Morning, MarshallMorning, DocSo we're discharging you today; how are you feeling?AnxiousAnxiety?Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world, nervousNervous? Come ...Read Full Lyrics