The Real Slim Shady Lyrics

Get upDad, what?What'd I fuckin' tell you about turnin' off the lights? (What, what? I didn't do it)Don't fuckin' lie to me, I told you fuckin' don't touch, turn the fuckin' lights...Read Full Lyrics

There I go, thinkin' of you againYou don't know how sick you make meYou make me fuckin' sick to my stomachEvery time I think of you I pukeYou must just not knowYou may not think yo...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro: Fat Joe] Owwwwww!!!! yeah! my niggaz Throw your hands in the air right now man Feel this shit right here! Scott Storch nigga Yeah Khalid I see you nigga Show Big Pun love! ...Read Full Lyrics

Can we pretend that airplanesIn the night skyIs like shooting starsI could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)Can we pretend that airplanesIn the night sky...Read Full Lyrics

Haha, swifty mcvay! Mr. porter, the kon artis (ha! )I told you we wasn't leavin, c'mon! I come from a jungle, with a trunk load of punk hoes (n****)Muzzle this animal, f*** with me...Read Full Lyrics

Nigga, I wear fur coats in the summer, niggaWife beaters in the winter, damnUh, shitI've been thuggin' through my rainy days for days (Uh)I ain't really tryna hang today, today (Ye...Read Full Lyrics

I am not Jasmine, I am AladdinSo far ahead, these bums is laggingSee me in that new thing, bums is gaggingI'm starting to feel like a dungeon dragonRaah, raah, like a dungeon drago...Read Full Lyrics

May I have your attention, please?May I have your attention, please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a p...Read Full Lyrics

A lot of people ask me, stupid fuckin' questionsA lot of people think that, what I say on recordOr what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real lifeOr that I believe i...Read Full Lyrics

Justin? It's Zoe.Kelly did not have me call, howeverI just listened to Eminem in her car andIt is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire life.And I seriously wann...Read Full Lyrics