The Real Slim Shady Lyrics

Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S.Holy whack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin' right!To the rap mobile, let's go!Marshall! Marshall!Bitches and Gentleman!It's showtime!Hurry, hur...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah what-up Detroit?Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't!Ah! They didn't do it again,What-what, what-what?Did you shit on these niggas two times Dr. Dre?Oh fo' sure!Uh-uh, naw, ya smell ...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah what-up Detroit?Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't!Ah! They didn't do it again,What-what, what-what?Did you shit on these niggas two times Dr. Dre?Oh fo' sure!Uh-uh, naw, ya smell ...Read Full Lyrics

Aw look at daddy's baby girlThat's daddy babyLittle sleepy headYesterday I changed your diaperWiped you and powdered you.How did you get so big?Can't believe it now you're twoBaby ...Read Full Lyrics

Justin? It's Zoe.Kelly did not have me call, howeverI just listened to Eminem in her car andIt is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire life.And I seriously wann...Read Full Lyrics

Em, what's going on?This is Paul RosenbergYour faithful attorney at lawListen, I listened to the rough copy of your albumAnd uh, you know I just gotta be honest with youCan you ton...Read Full Lyrics

This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady.The views and events expressed here are totally fucked,And are not necessarily the views of anyone.Howeve...Read Full Lyrics

Yo, yo! Mic check(My dick!)Testing, one, two Ff-f*ck(My dick!) My nutsMy attitude is worse than N-W-A's wasI'll battle you over stupid shit and dis people Who ain't have shit to do...Read Full Lyrics

Meet Eddie, twenty-three years oldFed up with life and the way things are going,He decides to rob a liquor store(I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes)But on his...Read Full Lyrics

J'adore j'adoreGirls I love you, I love all y'allHehehe, hehehe, f'realI love girls, girls, girls, girlsGirls, I do adoreYo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date...Read Full Lyrics