The Real Slim Shady Lyrics

Some days I just want to up and call it quits,I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks,Every time I go to get up I just fall in pits,My life's like one great big ball of shit...Read Full Lyrics

Yo, yo! Mic check(My dick!)Testing, one, two Ff-f*ck(My dick!) My nutsMy attitude is worse than N-W-A's wasI'll battle you over stupid shit and dis people Who ain't have shit to do...Read Full Lyrics

Where's my snare?I have no snare in my headphonesThere you goYeahYo, yoHave you ever been hated or discriminated against?I have, I've been protested and demonstrated againstPicket ...Read Full Lyrics

And everyone should get along.. Okay children quiet down, quiet down Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. Shady Children quiet down...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah it's Shady A.k.a. the army Shady Records Break it down I do a lot of spittin' And I don't gotta try But I ain't got rhymes to waste So lets make em I ain't no gangsta I ain't ...Read Full Lyrics

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? YoHis palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are hea...Read Full Lyrics

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? YoHis palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are hea...Read Full Lyrics

[Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song][G] eminem as Susan (the girl)[D] eminem as Dave[J] eminem as John[R] eminem as Ron[Chorus: x2]I never meant to give you mushr...Read Full Lyrics

Hi! my name is... (huh?) my name is (what?)My name is {scratches} Slim ShadyAhem excuse me!Can I have the attention of the classFor one second?Hi kids! do you like violence? (yeah ...Read Full Lyrics

MotherfuckersSay that I'm foolishI only talk about jewels(Bling bling)Do you foolsListen to music orDo you just skimThrough it?See I'm influencedBy the ghetto you ruinedThat same d...Read Full Lyrics