The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1 Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang] We made our way inside the cave That the bear hatched in the mountain side We found the alter of sweetness and atop it lay our prize (Oh shit the chalice.) We ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Five feet high and three feet wide No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Dear God!)...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You've been counting all the days off Of your calendar for weeks now You can't wait for Saturday cause That's the night that it all goes down From 7:45 to 7:48pm in ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome Than I already am What would my life be like If I turned that shit up to eleven Out of a possible five? Ninja Brian, hand ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Lady, I have been told that you only date nice guys Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth Your ass just hit pay dirt I'm the most sensitive man on God's green...Read Full Lyrics

I'm very glad you could join us today At the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand...Read Full Lyrics

Cast in the pit , under false morality Asphyxiated by the christian creed I call to thee , ERESHKIGAL , queen of darkness Condemned , for seeing , through their web of lies O...Read Full Lyrics

The root of all evil, the seed is sown The reign of the ancient one, will be reborn To forces of darkness we are sworn Forces of darkness will return The five pointed star is the k...Read Full Lyrics

The fools of christ are blinded by a not existing light The splendour af a realm that built on lies Blessed are those who follow the rules of a false god Your god your faith I spit...Read Full Lyrics

Burning horizons of grief and storms raging in my heart, From sunset to sunrise, throughout the night, I prowl at places, where we once kissed!!!! Do you hear my hymns tonight, of ...Read Full Lyrics