The Scenic Route Lyrics

Hot topic on glossy paper. Hot topic on a flip chart in a flashy building with a parking guard. And everyone tells you that you are an idiot. So freeze and give in to gaudiness. Ha...Read Full Lyrics

IHOP, pancakes, hash browns and fries. Go back to the place where fear and waffles meet. I wish I could, but now there is more than your knapsack between us. Things unsaid forever....Read Full Lyrics

Don't ask me things like that, what I am. Some call it was of life, what I say. What is your identity, what you are. Walt Whitman, Robert Frost, what I do. I won't just waste my ti...Read Full Lyrics

Just Jonas, Peter Shaw, Bob Andrews. Dignity, Quality, Pay TV, two-one-three, Poverty....Read Full Lyrics

Duck down and cover, this cock ain't your friend. Duck, cover. Cock, friend. Words are free....Read Full Lyrics

Jailbreak, Jailbreak, Jailbreak, Jailbreak. All in the name of liberty....Read Full Lyrics

What is this wonderful substance called royal jelly? Royal jelly is a glandular secretion produced by the nurse bees to feed the larvae. Pharyngeal glands of bees produce this subs...Read Full Lyrics

What's this nastiness all about? Do you like what you see? Oh no, you'd never admit it, bursting with curiosity. It is about time to take it one step beyond the current state, to u...Read Full Lyrics

Shopping for nothing, not searching, just finding. Stacks of shelf warmers and a real crowd pleaser. Watch out. This one will keep you just glued to your TV. It's sweaty and muddy ...Read Full Lyrics

I hate your double standards, your triple chocolate cookies. And once the pilot lights go out, you're just an artless dumbass. The mikes are dead, the show is over. Flick off the s...Read Full Lyrics