The Sealed Tuna Bolero Lyrics

My name is Burtram I am a redneck All my friends, They call me 'Burt' (Hi, Burt!) All my family, From down in Texas Make their livin' Diggin' dirt Come out here to Californy, Just...Read Full Lyrics

Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:Went on the roadfor a month touring. What a drag...You gotta goeven if you'd rather be at home.Flaked outin Hollywood.drove to Inglewood and then we dum...Read Full Lyrics

JCB: Hey, who are these dudes? Are you a boy, or a girl? HA HA HA HA...HA HA JCB: What the fuck was that? I wonder if that son of a bitch can play something I might even like! H...Read Full Lyrics

Centerville A real nice place to raise your kids up Centerville It's really neat! Churches Churches And liquor stores...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus:200 Motels200 Motelshan toon ran toon ran200 Motels Jeff Simmons:I'm stealing the towels....Read Full Lyrics

[Jeff:] Han-Min-Noon-Toon Han-Toon-Ran [Good Conscience:] No, Jeff! [Jeff:] Rantoon, Rantoon, Rantoon, Frammin, Hantoon, Rantoon, Hantoon, Frammin [Good Conscience:] No no no! [Jef...Read Full Lyrics

Mark Volman:Penis dimension. Howard Kaylan:Penis dimension. Everybody:Penis dimension is worrying me.I can't hardly sleep at night'Cause of penis dimension Do you worry?Do you worr...Read Full Lyrics

What will this evening Bring me this morning? What will this evening Bring me this morning? Dawn will arrive Without any warning What will I say The next day to whatever I drag to...Read Full Lyrics

Dew On the newts we got Newt money dew It's a payment on the rental for the dewy little Newts we got We got 'em dewy Left 'em in the yard all night Hope they didn't get uptight The...Read Full Lyrics

Blorp Blorp The lad searches the night for his newts Blorp Blorp...Read Full Lyrics