The Shy Retirer Lyrics

There are no set rules to follow, just a big black gaping hollow that we fall into and hope that it means love. And the beasts snapping at your feet keep barking that you're incomp...Read Full Lyrics

I don't like the words that the birds are singing. I hate their ugly voices and the messages they're bringing. But if everyone can start again and everyone can win then I'll re-arr...Read Full Lyrics

You said you didn't mind if she turned round to sleep but you were just half being nice, there's no rewards to reap. And if she had stayed up, you'd still be here alone. You'd stil...Read Full Lyrics

The rain pissed down on Leven's shores. The sane rain would rain on superstores and set off car alarms in our street. Let's burn our clothes and hunt our meat. A day of skies, a...Read Full Lyrics

Sex without love is a good ride worth trying but love without sex is second only to dying. When kissing is missing and legs stay shut tight you'll hate every morning and dread eve...Read Full Lyrics

If your hair was a call to arms and your legs were what skirts are for then your mouth was a red alert but your eyes were an act of war. I needed a nurse and a mother, I needed an...Read Full Lyrics

And I'd serenade you every night but you'd never be home to hear it. I wrote your name with fireworks in the sky but you never turned up to see it. So let me take you out and buy y...Read Full Lyrics

Easy come, easy gone, we knew they'd leave us all along. Now we cook our own tea and we don't sign on. And the week never starts round here, raise your cider, and I'll raise my be...Read Full Lyrics

Every man needs a tit to suckle but some days I'm sure my legs will just buckle. Good morning, mister magpie, how's the lady wife? You've been sitting there for years now, studyi...Read Full Lyrics