The Size I Wear Lyrics

Bet you'll be glad to know I got a brand new girlfriend She took my broken heart And patched it up again She's good lookin' And she drives a convertible She likes to laugh a ...Read Full Lyrics

Forget about my crazy days Forget about my checkered past What's all this interrogatin'? Baby, forget about that You don't wanna ask no questions You don't know the answers too Yo...Read Full Lyrics

It's as sad as it's true But I can't believe a word that you say I've been hoping for the best But there's less and less more everyday You can't where you been Behind that little g...Read Full Lyrics

My neighbor Carl, he lives next door Pink flamingos on his porch At night, he teaches drivin' school And then he sits out by his plastic pool He takes off his shirt, he opens up a...Read Full Lyrics

Ain't got no tricks left up my sleeve Ain't got no reason to believe Yeah I been lookin' for a sign Love shouldn't be so hard to find I've been sleepin' on your couch Just been lay...Read Full Lyrics

Songwriters: If women come a dime a dozen, I ain't got a penny Some guys are gettin' way too much Some guys don't get any But if I had a nickel for everytime I had enough I'd sti...Read Full Lyrics

(Toby Keith/Scotty Emerick) I'm a lonely man with a lonely life A full-time job and part-time wife And the grindstone just goes on and on You're a lonely girl that's a lonely wife...Read Full Lyrics

Route 14 Box 308 She said goodbye at the cattle-guard gate Hoping she would find her a place in the world With her mind made up and tears in her eyes It almost made her daddy cry H...Read Full Lyrics

I bought a card down at the drugstore It said I'm thinkin' of you I'm put some flowers on the table But I know you won't be home These are some of the little things That I do 'cau...Read Full Lyrics

Ah, yeah Uh-huh What's that smell? Wanda is a woman, she works down the hall Shows up on time, she like balls to the wall She went out to lunch with her high school friends ...Read Full Lyrics