The Stonecutter's Song Lyrics

So you like it this way? Indubitubly! Around the house, I never lift a finger, As a husband and father I'm subpar I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year I'm happy with...Read Full Lyrics

Ullman shorts, Christmas show, Marge's fling, Homer's bro, Bart in well, Flanders fails, Whacking snakes, Monorail, Mr Plow, Homer space, Sideshow Bob steps on rakes, Lisa's future...Read Full Lyrics

People: This log is your log, This log is my log, When lightning struck it, It hit a bucket. Moe: I poured some onions inside my trousers. People: This log it used to be a tree, ...Read Full Lyrics

Boy, the way the Bee Gees played Movies John Travolta made Guessing how much Elvis weighed Those were the days And you knew where you were then Watching shows like Gentle Ben Miste...Read Full Lyrics

Sting: There's a hole in my heart As deep as a well For that poor little boy Who's stuck halfway to hell... Sideshow Mel: ... Though we can't get him out We'll do the next best thi...Read Full Lyrics

(Spoken) (Hello baby, it's Apu to whom you are speaking What's that baby? You are proposing we have a cookout at the beach then get a page From the kamasutra til the sun rises over...Read Full Lyrics

When I was 17 I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchard with a fake id My name was brian Magee I stayed up lisnin to Queen When I was 17...Read Full Lyrics

[Apu] Whether igloo, hut or lean-to Or a geodesic dome There's no structure I have been to Which I'd rather call my home... When I first arrived, you were all such jerks But now ...Read Full Lyrics

(Hans Moleman) You thought you knew me I'm the M-O-L-E M-A-N in the S-P-are-I-N-G-F-I-E-L-D (Krusty) Oh I can't believe I'm doing this Hi kids Hey hey You thought you knew me And ...Read Full Lyrics

You work all day For some old man Sweat and break your back (uh huh) Then you go back to your castle But your queen won't cut your slack (that's true) That's why you're losing all ...Read Full Lyrics