The Theme Fiasco Lyrics

Is it worth the waiting for? If we live 'til eighty four All we ever get is gruel! Every day we say our prayer Will they change the bill of fare? Still we get the same old gruel! ...Read Full Lyrics

For what you are about to receive May the lord make you truly thankful. Amen Please, Sir, I want some more. What?! Please, Sir, I want some more. More!? Catch him! Snatch him! Ho...Read Full Lyrics

[WIDOW CORNEY (spoken)] You're a cruel man. And a hardhearted man besides. [MR. BUMBLE(spoken)] Hardhearted, Mrs. Corney? Hard? Are you hardhearted, Mrs. Corney? [WIDOW CORNEY (s...Read Full Lyrics

One boy, Boy for sale. He's going cheap. Only seven guineas. That -- or thereabouts. Small boy... Rather pale... From lack of sleep. Feed him gruel dinners. Stop him getting stout...Read Full Lyrics

[MR. BUMBLE (spoken)] Liberal terms, Mr. Sowerberry...Liberal terms? Three pounds! [SOWERBERRY (spoken)] Well, as a matter of fact, I was needing a boy.... [MR. BUMBLE] He's a...Read Full Lyrics

DODGER Consider yourself at home. Consider yourselfone of the family. We've taken to you so strong. It's clear we're going to get along. Consider yourself well in Consider yourself...Read Full Lyrics

[FAGIN (spoken)] You see, Oliver... [sung] In this life, one thing counts In the bank, large amounts I'm afraid these don't grow on trees, You've got to pick-a-pocket or two Yo...Read Full Lyrics

[FAGIN (spoken)]Just do everything you see Dodger and Charlie do.Make 'em your models, my dear --especially Dodger -- He's going to be right little...Bill Sikes! Tell me my dear, y...Read Full Lyrics

[NANCY (spoken)]Plummy and slam![FAGIN (spoken)]Nancy! Wake up boys! The ladies is 'ere.[DODGER (spoken)]Ladies?! Cor! 'Ark at him![NANCY (spoken)]'Ere, we'll have less of that if ...Read Full Lyrics

Woke up, flat faced on a kitchen floorWith an empty bottle of J+B plastered in my handMy headache was intense, there was a sudden chill in the airBut the biggest shock that was yet...Read Full Lyrics