The Theory Of Weights And Measures Lyrics

(Steve: I don't know Woody.Are you sure you've got this think hooked up right? Woody: Listen man, music is my life. Steve: Alright. Two, three, fourHey! What are you doing? What's ...Read Full Lyrics

From the Bowery to Brighton you've all heard my call / I've got two pierced nipples and a ring through my balls / My name is Slackerman, superhero for the masses / I'm trying to ri...Read Full Lyrics

How I’d like to be with you in Bermuda, What a place to begin a dream How I’d like to be with you in Bermuda Without a thing to do but look at you and scheme... We‘ll sit and...Read Full Lyrics

There in town, I'll be hanging aroundMy feet will appear to be off the groundWhen in fact they'll just be upside downAFter having spun completely aroundBut I will be right side upW...Read Full Lyrics

I beg your pardon But aren’t you my lonely heart Aren‘t you the lovely eyes That once looked into mine...? I beg your pardon But aren’t you my fondest dreams Aren’t you the...Read Full Lyrics

I guess I’ll have to dream the rest If you can’t remember the things that we said Those nights that my shoulder held your sleepy head If you believe that parting’s best I gue...Read Full Lyrics

I just got a letter, a letter, a letter The sweetest little letter from my honey today I opened up the letter, the letter, the letter, It made me feel much better, here's what i...Read Full Lyrics

Let me know what it is That's left me all a blurThat makes you start and reverseAnd keeps us stuck here on earthMy mom says that I'm fineThat atmosphere makes me blindThat I'll try...Read Full Lyrics

I wouldn’t take a million for a girl like you I wouldn’t take a million for the things you do If they offered me a mansion In the finest part of town If you’re not in that ma...Read Full Lyrics

Everyone’s happy because it’s time to leave,But for some reason I see people crying so hard they can’t breathe.If you’re so happy then why are you crying?You have mixed emo...Read Full Lyrics