The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Lyrics

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid Because I married my...Read Full Lyrics

She was once an attraction at the county fair And now she sleeps in a box at the top of the stairs And she loves it here, make no mistake Cause she can earn her keep by chasin' sna...Read Full Lyrics

You are invited To The Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So bring something we can burn You are invited You might wanna bring some extra towels Just in case someone Hap...Read Full Lyrics

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Well just relax, you'll feel fine Light up a smoke (do do do do do) Cause life is no joke (do do do do do) Sha...Read Full Lyrics

I work on a train That's eleven and a half cars long I can only work at night Cause the things I do are wrong We carry some nasty substances On this little night train The first c...Read Full Lyrics

Violence rules! (x5) Violence rules, guns are cool and we've got guns, in our school (x2) 20 people livin' on a desert isle They're all friendly they all smile Then the food supply...Read Full Lyrics

Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and crude They tried to make me a good little boy By sticking downers in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up worl...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a kid His name is Scott He's goin' blind And his blood just will not clot The doctors line in rows To stick tubes up Scotty's nose There is the field Where Scotty used to...Read Full Lyrics

If I go to Heaven it'll probably be a slum And all the pretty angels just might be packing guns And if I see St. Peter will he hit me up for cash Will I find the road to Jesus or j...Read Full Lyrics

I said "Let's do it man, Let's torch the whole village!" We went down to look at war toys Wonderfully colored plastic war toys We went down to look at war toys But all the war toy...Read Full Lyrics